We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger
WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE
I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth
the thrilling saga
when they say youre too old for disney
The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA
i’m gonna start using this line
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
never not funny
started from the bottom
now we’re here
I swear to God if they don’t explain this I’m gonna fucking kill them all
Don’t take me shopping if I can’t look at what I want to and can’t leave when I want to
OH FINALLY I GET WHY DEAN JUST WENT “i know”…. I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUCH A BELLENDISH THING TO SAY.
BUT DO YOU REALLY UNDERSTAND?
*FLIES OFF INTO SPACE AND CRASH LANDS ON YAVIN 4*
they’re quoting star wars those nerds <3
trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day